Spoilers

QT Cannon Fodder’s Record of Counterattacks – Excerpts

My antenna sensed the raws being completed soon (don’t quote me on that) so it might be time to release the teasers I translated and kept. Spoiler alert. Rotten fujoshi alert.


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“You, this woman, is really a block of wood. When a man is weak, you should give a loving hug and soothe his wounded heart.”

“Men are people too, there are times they feel weak.”

Ning Shu reached out, carelessly wiping Cheongsam Man’s face with the paper towel on the table, “Don’t cry.”

Cheongsam Man, discomforted by Ning Shu’s wiping, waved her hand away, “You, this woman…”

Ning Shu: “→_→ What’s wrong with me?”

“Cold and unfeeling.”

Ning Shu: “I shouldn’t have wiped your tears for you, I should’ve poked your eyes blind.”​

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Zu Li (changpao guy): “You know each other?”

“So-so.”moshimushi.wordpress.com

Mo Ming: “We were once married.”

Ning Shu: →_→

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    Ning Shu hesitated for a moment before lifting the curtain. The table in the middle of the operations tent was full of people. The moment Ning Shu went in, everyone stared at her simultaneously.

    Ning Shu: …

    Li Wen pulled out a chair, “Sit over here.”

    Ning Shu: …moshimushi.wordpress.com

    Both sides were clearly distinguished, was it really appropriate for her to sit on the enemies’ side?

    Ning Shu: “Alright then.”

    Wherever she sat, it was still sitting.

    Ning Shu sat beside Li Wen, weight resting on the balls of her feet as her legs trembled without stop. Li Wen took a glance at Ning Shu’s legs, “Has Imperial Younger Sister been well as of late?”

    Ning Shu’s already numb to being recognized, moreover, Li Wen and her had met in 2 worlds before.

    “I’ve been pretty well.” Ning Shu says.

    Negotiations continued as Ning Shu and Li Wen talked, “Little Mouse said that it sensed a familiar soul on the opposite side. Once I saw that it was you, I asked all these people to invite you for a chat.”

    Ning Shu: ……..moshimushi.wordpress.com

    Ning Shu seemed to be gritting her teeth, her voice squeezed out of them. “Thank you …” Your whole family.

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Ning Shu asked Silver-Haired Man in a soft voice: “You’re a non-human too, why doesn’t she borrow your seed?”

Silver-Haired Man: “… I don’t like women.”moshimushi.wordpress.com

Ning Shu paused for a moment, looking at Silver-Haired Man with alarm, “Is that real or not?”

“Not.” Silver-Haired Man said with a calm expression, “Even if I let my seed be borrowed, it has to be with someone I like.”

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Ning Shu asked: “Isn’t the Sea of Laws still able to survive for several millions of years? Why is it you guys are giving me the impression that the Sea of Laws is going to collapse shortly?” 

Silver-Haired Man: “… Is several millions of years long?”

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Tai Shu: “If you’re so free, deal with the star stones, do a task, or to be the person in charge of D District.” 

Unscrupulous bosses couldn’t bear to see employees taking a break. 

Ning Shu patted the space next to her and said to Tai Shu, “Sit down and rest for a while, aren’t you tired being tense every day?”
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Aren’t you tired of putting on airs of a strong person every day and behaving haughtily? 

Tai Shu stepped on the hem of Ning Shu’s skirt with his feet, rubbed the rock with it, kicked off her skirt, and moved his windbreaker before sitting down.

Ning Shu: “Your mom…”moshimushi.wordpress.com

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Tai Shu glanced at Ning Shu, “It’s not the skin you look at to see if someone’s dying, it’s the eyes.”

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Ning Shu moved to Fujun and whispered, “How’s the child recently?” 

Fujun: “So-so.”
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Ning Shu: “His cultivation?”

Fujun: “So-so.” 

Ning Shu: “Has he grown a little?” 

Fujun: “So-so.” 

Ning Shu: … 

The hell!moshimushi.wordpress.com

This conversation couldn’t continue, obviously he couldn’t be bothered with her.

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Out of the center building, Ning Shu said to Little Mouse: “Li Wen is studying technology, it needs his full attention, you staying by his side will disrupt him.”

Little Mouse sighed, looking sincerely anxious. “I feel that Li Wen dislikes me very much.” 

Ning Shu ostensibly said, “You overthink.”
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Little Mouse immediately said, “I agree.” 

Ning Shu: … As long as you are happy.

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The black energy body was found, this type of energy body can sharpen weapons, Ning Shu pulled a little to give to Fa Tian. Fa Tian required the absorption of this type of energy. 

Little Mouse widened his eyes and looked at Ning Shu, “You …” 

“He’s a child.” Ning Shu said without a change in expression.
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Little Mouse: “I’m also a child.” 

Ning Shu: “But you are not my child.”

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Before leaving, he said, “I’ll come again next time.”

Ning Shu: “Don’t come again, I’m a woman you’re not meant to get.” 

Zheng Qing: “Be assured, I definitely will eat you.”

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Tai Shu found Sang Liang, sat down and pulled his collar. A button broke, the snow white collar opened a little, revealing the pale skin inside.

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“You can have it, the condition is to kneel and beg me. Otherwise, I won’t give it to you even if I die.”

(…) Sang Liang looked at Ning Shu; “Must it be this way, do you have to use such a method?”

Ning Shu raised her chin. “Of course.”

Ning Shu looked at Tai Shu provocatively. Come, beg me, can you bring yourself to say it?

His pride was unlikely to allow him to beg an ant.

A weak ant like her.moshimushi.wordpress.com

The atmosphere was at an explosive point. Ning Shu’s face held a provocative smile, while Tai Shu just looked at her breezily.

Sang Liang stretched out his hand and put it on Tai Shu’s wrist, shaking his head at him. He obviously didn’t want Tai Shu to suffer such an insult.

Fa Tian’s body tensed, having completed preparations for battle.

Of course, Ning Shu also felt that Tai Shu wouldn’t say it. She did it on purpose,  intentionally putting the other on the spot. Not only would I not give it to you, I would humiliate you.

(…)  Ning Shu: “Say it, beg me, and I’ll give it to you.”
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Tai Shu breezily opened his mouth: “Please.”

Ning Shu’s expression froze for a moment, “You say it again.”

Tai Shu repeated, still breezily, “Please.”


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